Total Medals Earned: 972 (From 150 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,165 Points
Medals Earned: 10/17 (245/480 points)
Crushing the balloon
Killing King Kong
Crushing the Air Racer
Crushing the Coast Bomber
Crushing the Hindenburg Zeppelin
Killing Osama Bin Laden
Killing Spiderman
Crushing the tram
Crushing Donald Trump's Jet
Crushing 65 Containers
Crushing the Asteroid
Catching 10 Baseballs
Crushin the Coast Guard Jet
Killing 28 Cows
Eating 15 Navy Soldiers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 8/13 (80/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Medals Earned: 1/12 (10/120 points)
Visit Tom on Halloween.
Visit Stamper on Halloween.
Visit MindChamber on Halloween.
Visit JohnnyUtah on Halloween.
Visit Wade on Halloween.
Visit PsychoGoldfish on Halloween.
Visit Liljim on Halloween.
Visit Bob on Halloween.
Visit Mike on Halloween.
Visit Tim on Halloween.
Visit Rob on Halloween.
Visit Luis on Halloween.
Medals Earned: 4/9 (40/105 points)
You are fully capable of Awesome Combos
Your Slicing skills are up to par with the greatest
You use your surroundings wisely
You can kill things with style. Bravo.
You are a master of Jutsu Techniques
You have mastered the Art of Multi-hit Combos
You used the stage traps to your advantage
You collect anything with a sharp, murderous edge
You get sh*t done.
Medals Earned: 3/23 (25/500 points)
Killed the first Alien in Story mode
Completed first story level
Buy a weapon upgrade
Unlock a mag-lock
Collect mfm card
Hack a terminal
Trigger the explosives
Complete a wave in Swarm mode
Buy your first weapon
Killed your first boss
Hack gun turrets
Completed second story level
Completed third story level
Completed sixth story level
Complete a set in Swarm mode
Find the 2nd Easter Egg
Completed seventh story level
Completed fifth story level
Completed forth story level
Complete a round in Swarm mode
Rank 50
Complete all the challenges
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 6/7 (190/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/100 points)
Defeat Hansel's first form (both arms)
Defeat Hansel's tentacled form
Defeat Hansel's U.F.O. form.
Defeat Hansel's brain.
Fall into the lava (alternate ending)
Grab Tankman's hand and helicopter away to safety.
Medals Earned: 7/7 (260/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/120 points)
Beat the game.
Read all the signs.
Get all the coins.
Kill all the enemies.
Don't take damage.