Total Medals Earned: 972 (From 150 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,165 Points
Medals Earned: 5/18 (25/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
You found some poo!
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/300 points)
Beat level one.
Make it to the evil wizard.
Beat the game!
Beat level two!
Get all the in-game achievements!
Medals Earned: 6/21 (80/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
Jump on 50 enemies
Find the hidden button
Jump on 100 enemies
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 2/5 (10/70 points)
Complete the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 20 levels
Complete 30 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 2/4 (30/140 points)
Kill the Hydra Boss 1 time (Game A)
Kill the Hydra Boss 4 times in a row, without failing any QTE (Game A)
Score 90.000+ without being hit (Game B)
Kill the Hydra Boss 7 times in a row (Game A)
Medals Earned: 13/18 (275/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 19/30 (110/190 points)
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Step on the trap
Give a dog a bone
Disrespect your elders
Reveal the bridge
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Pet the teddy
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Slay the beast
Get cut
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 6/7 (40/65 points)
Use a chainsaw
3x dead
First time dead
Completing a level without accident
Help Harry find his way home
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
All lights swinging at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 2/13 (15/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 100 tombstones
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points