Total Medals Earned: 972 (From 150 different games.) Total Medal Score: 14,165 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (150/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 11/17 (280/540 points)
reach the first 500m height
reach the first 50m height
don't take axe until reached 114m height
activate time freeze 3 times
reach 1000m height
kill 15 or more hedgehog
not taken any damage until reached 125m height
break 15 or more bricks on single rocket mode
reached score 5000pts while Bob alive
kill 15 or more caveman
kill 3 or more enemies in single hit using axe
being hurt by arrows 10 times or more
touch lava stone 5 times
kill 5 or more enemies while on single freeze mode
destroy standing turret using axe 5 times
destroy sticky turret using axe 5 times
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?
Medals Earned: 3/8 (35/225 points)
Submit your score
Score less than 20,000 points
Get a combo of 5 or more
Play the game at least 10 times in one go.
See all 7 score message in one go.
Gain over 120,000 points!
Receive all medals on NewGrounds
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Beat the first level.
Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Kill the boss without dying.
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (20/75 points)
Beating Adventure Mode and viewing the end movie.
Beat the boss Whizzkid in 1 minute or less.
Score 5000 points on the PindestructoTank mode.
Land a Combo of 99 or more in any mode.
Beat the boss Betton in 1 minute or less.
Beat the boss Pip Peril in 1 minute or less.
Max out all enemies in Standard Mode on any difficulty setting.
Medals Earned: 4/30 (45/500 points)
Lose at ROPE JUMP.
Find me two sporks
Destroy 10 asteroids in ASTROIDS 2.
Finish half of STORY MODE
Kill a Jesus in COP TRAINING.
Lose at MONKEY GRAB.
Sweep and miss 10 times in SWEEP THE LEG.
Try both game modes in one session
Lose 10 times in one session of play.
Poke the mammoth in the eye
Read the instructions
Submit a score
Win RACE with 3 seconds or less left on the clock
Eat 15 food items in DIET RUN in one try.
Reach a score of 5000 points or more.
Get 3 perfect stops in CHARGE.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10
Get all 3 balls to fall on the correct platform in PIPES.
Get your MULTIPLIER up to 10 and then QUIT your game from the PAUSE menu.
Get a streak of 10 or more.
Destroy 10 planes in JETS.
Beat THE FINAL STAGE without losing a single life.
Serve 40 beers in BARTENDER in one try.
Get a score of 10 000 points or more.
Win KALCULATOR in 7 operations or less.
Get a streak of 20 or more.
Win 30 games in RANDOM MODE with 10 lives remaining.
Complete STORY MODE with all 10 lives.
Get a streak of 50 or more.
Finish STORY MODE
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Continue to play for 30 seconds after the movie ends.
Medals Earned: 2/3 (100/150 points)
Follow Liam's logic to a watery escape.
Help Reemus relieve some roach tension.
Muscle your way to the end with Reemus.
Medals Earned: 8/25 (170/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Use 1 preferred item.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.